Jack and Jill # 20


Jill: Hey, let’s go shopping.

Jack: Sure. Where?

Jill: Umm… I was thinking… Shoppers Stop?

Jack: Umm… or.. Westside?

Jill: But Shoppers Stop has a great Sale going on.

Jack: No. Still, Westside. Please?

Jill: Westside doesn’t have discounts.

Jack: I know. But, they have chairs.


 

Jack and Jill # 19


Jill: Hey, do you think I need to buy some new perfumes.

Jack: Sure. As you like, Sweetie.

Jill: Hmm. So, you think I smell bad. Don’t you?

Jack: Hunh! *confused* of course not.

Jill: You don’t think I smell nice naturally.

Jack: You smell beautiful naturally. Fresh as mint. *pretends sniffing*

Jill: Then why do you think I need perfumes?

Jack: It is just for something better, you know?

Jill: It doesn’t make sense.

Jack: Sure, it does. It is like… umm… You cook at home, right?

Jill: Yeah. So?

Jack: Still, we often eat out the restaurants. Why?

Jill: *thinks*

Jack: *waits for it*

Jill: *sparks* You!!! *the chase begins*


 

Jack and Jill # 18


Jack: Where were you all this while? I missed you.

Jill: Awww… Really? You did? *eyes flutter*

Jack: Of course, I did. I am so used to you that I felt incomplete.

Jill: Oh, my my! I missed you too. *air kisses*

Jack: Where have you been?

Jill: I was, on a Break, you know! *hair wisp play*

Jack: Oh, I see. You know, I was so bored.

Jill: Oh! So, am I your Entertainment? *fumes* I am. Right?

Jack: Oops. No. No, not in that sense.

Jill: I know all your senses. You scoundrel. *punches*

Jack: Can I ask you something, honey?

Jill: What?

Jack: When are you taking your next “break”? *winks*

Jill: Youuu!! Not before I kill you. *the chase begins*


Jack and Jill # 17


Jill: No matter how much you object, I am going to have that kitty party.

Jack: Have it. I don’t mind. But not at our place.

Jill: We are having it here. Right here.

Jack: Ok, but at least, not on Sunday.

Jill: We are having it right here. On Sunday. *the ’bring it on’ look*

Jack: That’s the only day I get to relax, Jill. Why would you ruin it?

Jill: You can peacefully doze in the bedroom.

Jack: No. I want the whole home to myself.

Jill: I’m sorry honey, but that is not happening.

Jack: Ok then, I better prepare for revenge. *sips water*

Jill: Aahn? And how do you plot to do that? *hands on hips*

Jack: *evil grin* I will not put the toilet seat down. *rolling eyes*


Jack and Jill # 16


Jack: You manage to spur a fight with me out of nothing. Great!

Jill: Oh! Now, I am the one who started it?!

Jack: Of course.

Jill: And that too out of nothing?

Jack: Of course. Who fights for sleeping on a particular side of the bed?

Jill: Why don’t you give it up if it is not a big deal?

Jack: I can’t. That is my side.

Jill: *shrugs*

Jack: Anyway, I am tired and sleepy. Good night.

Jill: Hunh! Tell me something new.

Jack: Where is my pillow and blanket?

Jill: *smirks*

Jack: Where is it?

Jill: In the hall. On the sofa.


Jack and Jill # 15


Jill: You needed a new towel, right?

Jack: Yes. Why?

Jill: I got you one.

Jack: Oh! What would I do without you, honey?

Jill: Ta-daaa!!! *exhibits like a salesgirl*

Jack: This one? For me? *frowns*

Jill: Yes. Nice, no? See how soft it is.

Jack: Yes, but…

Jill: But, what?

Jack: It is Pink!!!

Jill: I know!! I love pink. Isn’t it pretty? *lit up eyes*

Jack: It is. *conspires* But I want You to have this one.

Jill: Why?

Jack: *evil* Umm… because it is as pretty as you are.

Jill: Awww!!! Will you let me have this one? Really?

Jack: Sure. Any sacrifice for you, my love.

Jill: Thanks. *kisses* But what about yours?

Jack: Don’t worry. I will buy another. White one, may be?

Jill: No. No. I will get you a purple one.

Jack: *loser face*


Jack and Jill # 14


Jill: Which one?

Jack: Any one.

Jill: Come on. At least, suggest.

Jack: Any one. You pick.

Jill: Romantic Comedy?

Jack: Ok.

Jill: Or Action Thriller?

Jack: Ok.

Jill: What Ok? Are you even listening to me?

Jack: Book any movie, sweetie. Whichever you like.

Jill: How come you don’t have any preference for movies?

Jack: Do you think I’m going with you to watch the movie? *winks*


Jack and Jill # 13


Jill: I’m not going to the party tonight.

Jack: We must go. Or my boss would be mad. You know him.

Jill: I don’t care. Your corporate parties are big yawns.

Jack: We’ll go, pretend enjoying and leave in a bit.

Jill: Jack, No is spelled N and O.

Jack: Ok. Actually, not going would spare us from a lot even beyond tonight.

Jill: What do you mean?

Jack: This would even spare you from planning our Europe trip.

Jill: Hunh?! *panics* Why?

Jack: I am ditching the party that he is hosting.

Jill: So?

Jack: For the trip, I’m counting on the bonus that boss would sanction; or not.

Jill: Umm, what should I wear for the party tonight? Red or Black?


Jack and Jill # 12


Jill: Hey, check out the newspaper. There is 60% off on women’s apparels.

Jack: You must be kidding. Sixty percent??? Show me.

Jill: Yeah! Isn’t that amazing?

Jack: So much discount would turn a saree into a bikini. *giggles*

Jill: I am off to shopping while you cuddle your stupid jokes.

Jack: Wait. Check out this little son of a spoilsport.

Jill: Who? Show me?

Jack: The teeny tiny *Conditions Apply at the bottom corner.

Jill: Oh, the discount applies only on purchases worth 20 thousand and more.

Jack: You can thank me for saving you some time.

Jill: Or…Thank you for setting me a target. See you later, honey. Bye Bye.

Jack: Nooo!!! Wait!!! *cries*


Jack and Jill # 11


Jill: Hey, do you remember my friend Nancy?

Jack: Oh, Yeah!!! I remember….. Nancy. *blushes*

Jill: *stares* Anyway. She told me there is a dance competition.

Jack: So?

Jill: So, I think we should participate. It is a couple salsa competition.

Jack: *laughs* You must be kidding, right?

Jill: No.

Jack: Dance? Me? Don’t you know me at all or what?

Jill: Come on. It would be fun.

Jack: Salsa and I are like Dogs and I. We just don’t mingle.

Jill: You can at least try.

Jack: Exempt me. We’ll do it when there is a competition for my dance form.

Jill: Your dance form? Which is that?

Jack: Swinging Hands-Twisted Face-Off balanced Legs- Tilted Head


Jack and Jill # 10


Jack: I am sick of lying around in the bed all day long. *sulks*

Jill: I know. But you need to rest for three more weeks. No concession.

Jack: I feel like strolling in open for a while.

Jill: You have a fractured leg. You cannot roam around.

Jack: I need fresh air. I am suffocating in this room.

Jill: Umm…I have an idea that could make you feel better.

Jack: What’s that?

Jill: Let’s go on a long drive. I will drive.

Jack: You know what sweetie? It worked, like a charm.

Jill: Enh???

Jack: Yes, I am feeling fresher already.

Jill: You would never let me drive your new car, would you? *shrugs*

Jack: Please shut the door when you leave. *pretends sleeping*


Jack and Jill # 9


Jack: What do you want for your birthday, honey?

Jill: It would be rather better if you didn’t ask that.

Jack: Why, exactly?

Jill: Because I want something that you would not let me have.

Jack: Come on, why wouldn’t I?

Jill: Because you hate it as much as I love it.

Jack: I don’t think so. We love the same things.

Jill: Sure. Except One.

Jack: Try me.

Jill: I want a Puppy.

Jack: No way!!!

Jill: I told you. You don’t love me as much as you hate dogs.

Jack: *ponders*


Jack and Jill # 8


Jill: You know, I wanted to become a pilot when I was a little girl.

Jack: I know.

Jill: *sighs*

Jack: But you are a pilot. My pilot.

Jill: What do you mean?

Jack: Kiss me.

Jill: What?

Jack: Kiss me. *closes eyes*

Jill: *kisses on his lips*

Jack: Wow. See? I told you. You are my pilot.

Jill: What??

Jack: You make me Fly. High.

Jill: *blushes*


Jack and Jill # 7


Jack: I didn’t know you would really make me cook dinner tonight.

Jill: What not? You lost the bet. You have to cook.

Jack: It was a stupid bet.

Jill: Yes. Stupid enough to drag you in.

Jack: And I can’t believe I lost the bet in the first place.

Jill: Believe it, honey, because you did.

Jack: How didn’t I know how much cash I had in my wallet?

Jill: That is the gamble that worked out well for me.

Jack: Anyway, how to cook rice?

Jill: I am calling the pizza place for delivery, as backup. Just in case.

Jack: No. No. I can cook. You guide me. I will cook.

Jill: Don’t worry. Pizzas, My treat! I’ve got twelve hundred bucks.

Jack: That is exactly how much was short on my guess in the bet.

Jill: *winks*

Jack: Youuuuu!!!


Jack and Jill # 6


Jack: I want to watch the game, Jill.

Jill: Sure, right after this movie is finished.

Jack: The game will be over by then.

Jill: Big Deal?! You can watch the highlights later.

Jack: Highlights don’t have the thrill of a live game.

Jill: Sure they have. Why not?

Jack: Because I would know the result by then.

Jill: Then don’t watch the news before you watch highlights. Problem solved?

Jack: Do you know what are you holding on to?

Jill: Remote Control?

Jack: Well, let’s call it Remote-out of my-Control. *surrenders*


Jack and Jill # 5


Jill: Do you think I need a new haircut?

Jack: Why? This one is cute. Suits you.

Jill: So, you are saying, the new one will not suit me?

Jack: I am not saying that. I am just saying this one suits you.

Jill: Well, the new one can suit too. Can’t it?

Jack: Of course, it can. And It Will. Go and get a new one. Ok?

Jill: Why? You don’t like this one?

Jack: *stares*

Jill: What??? *rolls eyes*

Jack: *sighs* Nothing!


Jack and Jill # 4


Jill: I found a stain on your shirt. I bet that’s lipstick. Whose is it?

Jack: It must be yours.

Jill: That’s not my shade.

Jack: Then it must not be lipstick.

Jill: Are you sure?

Jack: As sure as you are of it not being your shade. Where’s the stain anyway?

Jill: Near the pocket.

Jack: Oh!!! Come on, Jill. You and your false alarms. My pen had leaked.

Jill: Oh, Yes!!!! That makes more sense.

Jack: And anyway, an affair with someone who wears blue lipstick? Really!!?


Jack and Jill # 3


Jill: I bet you can’t lose even a kilo off this belly of yours.

Jack: Oh, really?

Jill: Yes, REALLY.

Jack: What if I can?

Jill: You cannot. You just can NOT.

Jack: Ok I hear you. But what if I do?

Jill: Well, in that case, you’ll get anything you ask of me.

Jack: Ok. One Extra Cheese Large Margherita Pizza.


Jack and Jill # 2


Jack: I’m home, honey. Where are you?

Jill: Here, in the kitchen.

Jack: What are you doing? Come here. We need to talk.

Jill: I’m chopping; wait, I’m coming.

Jack: Actually you know what? Never mind.

Jill: What? Tell me.

Jack: Nothing.

Jill: What is it?

Jack: It is something that I should not be telling you while you’ve a knife in your hand.


Jack and Jill # 1


Jill: Do I look fat?

Jack: What?

Jill: Do I? Look Fat?

Jack: Fat or Fatter?

Jill: Whatever.

Jack: *smiles*

Jill: Ok. Let me do it this way.

Jack: Which way?

Jill: Do I look Slim? *smiles* Or Slimmer? *winks*

Jack: Whatever.